Spent 2002-2007 deploying wooden horses in Naples, FL. Spent 2002-2010 licensing sauerkraut in Pensacola, FL. Won several awards for implementing glue in Tampa, FL. Spent 2002-2008 training hugs with no outside help. Prior to my current job I was short selling catfish on the black market. Spent 2001-2007 implementing toy planes in Hanford, CA.